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endorphasm 

endorphasm is the moment during physical exertion when you feel that anything is possible. Clarity. When your music is pushed up a notch and your pace quickens. When every nerve is alive and your greatest passion is front and center in your mind, feeding you, strengthening your body and spirit.

endorphasm junkies run longer, ride harder, lift heavier and breath deeper in search of the endorphin rush that makes it all worth it. They are happier and more productive after a good endorphasm…..aren’t you?

A potential endorphasm is why millions of people will spend billions of dollars this year on triathlons, adventure races, marathons, gym memberships, sports equipment, boot camps and nutrition products. It is THE reason you do these things. Endorphins are literally what enable us to enjoy physical exertion. They are at the root of all successful physical fitness programs and our ability to screen out the pain and focus on the gain.

Now, when a wave of endorphins hits you, you know what to call it……yep, I just had an endorphasm.
That bootcamp always gives me an endorphasm. That event was endorphasmic. Those running shoes have endorphasm written all over them. Don't stop me now, I am about to endorphasm.
endorphasm by endorphasm August 30, 2013
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Endoplasmic Reticulum 

-Tedious biology term, used in public education to stimulate teen suicide rates for the entertainment of teachers.
-A complex, rediculous compound word that causes the eyes to bleed at the sight
-I HATE AP BIOLOGY!!
"students, now moving on the the outer part of the cell: the Endoplasmic Reticulum, and the G---"

*BLAM, BLAM*

"hahahahahah...class dismissed."

endoplasmic reticulum 

ahh fuck my endoplasmic reticulums r hurting
endoplasmic reticulum by eggfoo March 12, 2003

ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum 

A micro-sized ribosome attachment to the smooth endoplasmic reticulum. Often seen in animal cells.
I found my ultramicroscopic-endoplasmicreticulum!

endorphinmachine 

sex organ that shoots out sperm, commonly know as the penis or d!ck.
"And get ready 4 somethin' that U've never seen...The Endorphinmachine!"
endorphinmachine by laura November 9, 2004
A child neglected by his or her parents while they are or are trying to get high.
"Ever since her dad got addicted to crack, Lindsay became an endorphan."
endorphan by MBWordMaker November 16, 2013

Endoplasmic Reticulum 

Endoplasmic Reticulum(ER) is an organelle. It has two types Smooth ER and rough ER. Rough ER is covered in ribosomes
A:Endoplasmic reticulum.
B:I really care about what you are about to say as this is an interesting subject that everyday people care about