Symptom of a disorder caused by abnormal electrical activity in the brain, which is stimulated by compulsive online consumerism of the Etsy website. These episodes are characterized by the impulse for instant gratification, momentary lapses in financial responsibility, incapacity of self-control, and involuntary right-clicking on the “add to cart” button. Side effects include buyer’s remorse, spontaneous exclamations of beguilement (or awwing), post-consumer aura, and memory loss. Studies have shown that the long term-effects include economic hardship and excessive accumulation of vintage, ooak, or DIY products. EEG (electroetsyography) technology can be utilized to observe brain activity during an episode. Currently, the only known effective treatment is total avoidance of the internet.

“This steampunk Etsy shop has great merchandise- I’m having an etsy-leptic fit over all of the tiny hats and goggles.”

etsy-leptic fit by luvpickford July 1, 2011

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eetsways

1. The most finley polished form of the word "sweet".

2. Commonly used when describing any drug or drug effect.

3. Inspired from pig-latin but varying the orginal format for an aesthetic pleasing sound, with a more catchy tone.

4. Pro-nounced "eetsways" like "feet" without the "f". and the word "sways" all in one.

clements and danger dan are you feeling that, we're fucking peaking...eetswayssss

eetsways by kron-ic September 19, 2007

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eets

eets is just short for eetswa ahich is sweet in pig latin. little eshay cunts use the word a lot cause they think they be owning sydney and they think they are kings.

Person 1. did you get the weed?
person 2. yeah bro!
person 1. eets bro

eets by your fucken ass cunt July 2, 2020

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