dysterian 

Someone with terrible eating habits or preferences that are sometimes contradictory or counter-intuitive ; or resulting in bad habits, poor nutrition and poor selection of foodstuffs. Even when aware and shameful of their folly, they persist in their negative habits.

Vegetarian: "Hey lets go to that new hipster vegetarian restaurant called "Boomer's""
Dysterian: "I can't. I hate mushrooms and most other vegetables... I'd rather eat this bag of cheese crunchies."
Vegetarian " What the hell type of vegetarian are you?!"

dysterian by RevelAndDance July 14, 2016

dystopian hipster theme park 

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

dystopian hipster theme park by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

dystopian 

A dystopia (alternatively anti-utopia) is the antithesis of a utopian society. A dystopian society is usually characterized by an authoritarian or totalitarian form of government, or some other kind of oppressive social control.

An anti-utopian society where, instead of a paradise, everything has gone wrong in the attempt to create a perfect society.

The negative outcome and eventual failure of a society which has attempted to create the perfect society.

The novels, Brave New World (Aldous Huxley) and 1984 (George Orwell) are examples of dystopian societies.

dystopian by Ezza October 20, 2005

Dystexia 

A mental lapse associated with texting and typing in which letters of a word are mixed throughout the word.

Don: hey I'm gonig to go fnid your virginity.
*vigorously fixing mistakes*
find* going*
I hate this dystexia

Ava: Don't worry about finding it, I lost it long ago.

Dystexia by hosey93 May 1, 2011

dysleria 

the disease of not being funny

She clearly suffers from dysleria.

That was soo dysleric!

dysleria by Jennifer Kinberg August 31, 2007

Dytarian 

That one annoying kid in your class room that never takes anything seriously and can't keep a girl because they always run away. Always gets beat up by females. No one likes him really -_-

"that Dytarian dude is really annoying."

"i know right, that's probably why he cant keep a girl."

Dytarian by tummytuck August 17, 2017

text-destrian 

To text and walk without looking ahead.

Dude! Did you hear about the text-destrian that walked into the fountain?!?!

text-destrian by DrZoo July 19, 2011