dwoking 

Derived from "joking". Word is pronounced "do-wo-king".

Doesn't have a true meaning, but is used to name something that is funny, nonsensical, lame, bullshit, etc.

Stop dwoking! Your pissing me off!
This is funny! I like its dwoking.

dwoking by DanielTheDwokeKing October 1, 2020

dworking 

Masturbating without porn, as based Andrea Dworkin would have wanted us to

After I realized how much the porn industry harms women, I decided on just dworking it from now on

dworking by Actual Feminism September 5, 2018

Dooking 

The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :

When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!

Dooking by Ragon February 6, 2009

doking 

Putting a cigarette in your mouth and never lighting it. Looks really stupid.

Bob, I caught our son doking with his friends, oh, not our son!

doking by PBauer July 18, 2006

Doking eggs 

(Doh-king)A doking egg is an egg cooked over easy or sunny side up perfect for dunking your chosen side ( bacon, toast, penis, etc.) Into the yoke. Tip: add ketchup to stretch the doking capacity.

I asked the waitress for doking eggs and she had no clue what I was talking about.

Doking eggs by Eagle-eye89 November 22, 2017

Droking

Verb; Masturbating while smoking a marijuana joint

I spent half the night droking

Droking by Jleess08924 June 29, 2017

Dmoking 

The act of drinking and smoking tobacco, weed, cocaine or any other kind of drug.

Dude, you see Shawn last night? He was dmoking so hard, he was knocked out cold!

Dmoking by smartepants777 August 4, 2010