doorslexia 

Disability that impairs a person's capacity to process the push/pull sign on a door that doesn’t go both ways.
Silly close-minded door.

Nevertheless, doorslexia is a legitimate condition recognized by the American Medical Association, except not.

Doorslexia can manifest itself into inability to make other quick decisions, like what to get on a sandwich or when to look away from cleavage.

“I can’t believe this building isn’t doorslexia compliant. We clearly still have a long way to go as a society.”

doorslexia by pantstore June 25, 2010

doorsexual 

Being attracted to sticking your dick into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame

Eric: "what's up mike" *humping door frame*
Mike: " uhhh what are you doing there"
Eric: "I'm a doorsexual" *humping intensifies*

doorsexual by GIngerBreadMan December 16, 2014

Doorsexual 

Being sexually attracted to doors

im no longer straight im doorsexual

Doorsexual by PennyNigga November 11, 2019

doorlexia 

Some one who has trouble closing doors, which results in someone having to close the door for them.

Fuck, Jake has suck bad doorlexia, I had to close his own door for him.

doorlexia by big mac3 May 21, 2011

Gay Doorsexual 

When you want to have sexual relations with a door and throw it back on bath stall doors.

I don’t want to come out now but I’m Gay Doorsexual I just went into the bathrooms

Gay Doorsexual by Tepbow November 2, 2022