doitch 

a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch

you're a doitch.

doitch by Jadchor March 5, 2011

doitch 

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

doitch by Jerry Kapp January 30, 2004

doitch 

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

doitch by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

doitch 

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

doitch by brittany December 28, 2003

doitch 

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

doitch by Anonymous April 1, 2003

doitch 

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"

1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!

doitch by Doitch May 26, 2005

doitch 

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!

doitch by Alec April 1, 2003