dog wet 

Moisture that accumulates in a woman's underpants during foreplay or while watching porno.

"Her underpants were so full of dog wet that they stuck to the floor when they dried."

dog wet by NY to Florida Girl July 11, 2006

Wet Dog Alien 

An individual who naturally has alien characteristics and curly hair, which when wet resembles that of a wet dog.

Jack, you're such a wet dog alien!

Wet Dog Alien by Experimental Wet Dog September 19, 2021

wet dog in a tub

when you try to insert both testicles into your partner's asshole. the phrase is referring to the inability to keep a dog in a bathtub, much like the inability to keep both your balls in their asshole.

krishnan tried to achieve a wet dog in a tub, but it failed.

wet dog in a tub by joe February 18, 2004

Wet Dog Breath 

One who's staank breath smells like a wet dog.

Arthur has wet dog breath.

Wet Dog Breath by Vinny B33 August 6, 2010

Old Wet Dog 

A dirty dick. When the penis is not washed between sex with different, multiple partners.

I could smell his old wet dog before he railed me but I didn’t care.

Your penis tastes like a fishy snatch. You feeding me an old wet dog?

My wife divorced me after one wet dog too many.

Old Wet Dog by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020

wet dog shakes 

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.

mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor

wet dog shakes by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2014

The Texas Wet Dog

1. Originated in Texas, The Texas Wet Dog, is a common sexual maneuver in which a man first performs the pull and pray method during vaginal sex and then commences to bust his nut. A dog, (preferably fuzzy, small and hand held) sits on standby near the area of occurrence, and is used as a means of cleaning up the man's love juice.

2. Other forms include the Texas Dirty Dog, where soon after anal sex, the dog (preferably a German Shepherd) cleans up the excess fecal matter.

John: Want to get your suck on?
Shandra: Yeah! But I'm not sure about the cleanup...
John: No worries, we have Rover for the Texas Wet Dog!

The Texas Wet Dog by Connor Blake Simons June 6, 2009