distad 

I am a mute, I cannot speak, child don't make fun of me, I am a moose, moose milky, mama milky, mwaa want me milky. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Oh no that must be a Distad, dude LETS RUN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

distad by ROCO TALES March 16, 2019

Distad 

The most wholesome farmer around

Wow that distad is really wholesome

Distad by Professional incel December 22, 2021

Selective Social Distancing 

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life

After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents

Selective Social Distancing by rtalati April 14, 2020

Distance Snob 

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.

"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."

Distance Snob by babysue.com October 17, 2011

disadulation 

A warning received as a result of failing to submit a disciplinary review to one’s immediate superior, particularly one regarding said superior itself, in which case it is referred to as a “full disadulation”.

This generally occurs if one person receives the equivalent of 120 demerits within the company, and no review has been submitted to the superior in question by the end of working hours.

Jim: “I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disadulation.”

Dwight: “What’s a dis... what’s that?”

Jim: “Oh, you don’t wanna know.”

disadulation by CocoTheMii October 10, 2019

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

Discadia 

Discadia;

Self titled Head Moderator of the Urban Chat Room, Chat-Buddy.

Homosexual, manic depressive, online-predator, naive male-hunting, university drop out.

Male who has a history of failed online relationships and has no public standing in society.

A person who is deluded in thinking that they have some life experience and moral high-ground.

A failure in life.

"Who's killing Chat-Buddy? That's a silly question... It's Discadia"

Discadia by VerminWatch May 13, 2013