disfriended

To disassociate yourself from a friend after they have annoyed, offended, or let you down just one too many times.

You didn't come to my birthday or return my calls, therefore you're disfriended.

disfriended by Toni Smith April 9, 2008

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temporally disoriented

At a loss of time. Usually happens when either dumb, drunk, high, well-sexed, post-comatose, or cerebrally traumatized. Usually leads to negative consequences...

I was boffing my secretary so hard that I became temporally disoriented and missed my 3 o'clock.

Me and Rob got spliffed and, in a classic example of temporal disorientation, forgot to meet up w/ my hook up for another bag.

temporally disoriented by testicles...that is all March 11, 2010

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disoriented

Disoriented is the American English version of it's more clunky sounding British English counterpart: disorientated. They both mean to be confused, lost, or to have lost ones bearings or sense of direction.

After being hit on the head, Thomas was disoriented for quite some time.

disoriented by Sumoboo January 17, 2015

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defriended

when you remove a friend from a social networking site like facebook

After he got married, at his wife's urging, he defriended all of his exgirlfriends from his facebook profile.

That guy writes annoying notes in his facebook profile so I defriended him.

WTF did he defriend me?

defriended by scarpeta March 25, 2009