dildo dance 

an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.

DickPicBrett made Greenmonster2727 do a dildo dance in order to get a ghillie suit in knives out

dildo dance by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018

Dildo dancer 

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

Dildo dancer by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016

dancing dildo 

A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.

Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.

dancing dildo by Ed Sack August 3, 2007

dancing dildo 

A 12 inch solid dildo that when you turn on becomes the texture and squishyness of a gummy bear and dances around. It can become fat for your loose ass pussy or even fatter for your anal craving asshole.

Parent: what do you want for Christmas makayla
Makayla: I WANT A DESIGNER DANCING DILDO🍆🍭✏📏🍆

dancing dildo by Shannon Burgerton March 25, 2016