dickhand 

The hand a male uses to masturbate himself with. Also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.

Excuse me miss, I broke my dickhand when I fell off my bike, can you help me?

dickhand by RaFF-L September 3, 2003

dickhand 

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

dickhand by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

dickhand 

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

dickhand by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

Dickhand 

When someone touches their dick(probably while taking a piss) and then hands you something with that hand.

Did you just dickhand my lighter bro?

Dickhand by Pcgamer65 January 16, 2020

dickhand vagina 

When two puratonikku bros are void of puss for a sufficient amount of time, leading to the joining of hands to replicate the look and feel of a vaginal cavity. Each bro then proceeds to insert their fully heterosexual dicks into the corresponding vaginus hole, and proceed to simulate intercourse.

Bro 1: ha ha bro you know what would be really funny and not at all gay at all? if like we partook in some good ol' fashioned dickhand vagina!
Bro 2: yes bro! YES!

dickhand vagina by lolilover299 May 7, 2018

The Dickhand 

The act of placing your hands on your genitals and then in the presence of people, places, or things where they are unwanted. Most common in the preparation of food, while shaking hands, or to making contact with an enemy/rival. This is done either intentionally to spite, or unconsciously, usually after using the bathroom and not washing.
Can provide some temporary satisfaction for the "giver". Females can aslo give "the Dickhand"

You shouldn't have yelled at the drive-thru attendant. Now our food will probably get the dickhand

Danny is a jerk, that's why I gave him the dickhand when he dapped me.

The Dickhand by Jdbbl May 23, 2008

Dicksand 

Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they're obsessed with their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them dick.

We're not gonna see Susan again for a while. She's caught up in Tom's dicksand.

Dicksand by AvocadoToast June 10, 2016