dick tot 

Deragatory term used to identify a male with "little man syndrome" and an, assumed, tiny penis.

That guy's such a little dick tot.

Shutup, dick tot.

dick tot by price is right December 25, 2009

dick tote 

a banana Hammock or a male thong

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.

dick tote by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018

Dick slapping totem pole 

When your poop reaches the bottom of the toilet and standing on its own and then proceeds to fall forward slapping the back of your penis.

The brown stains are not skid marks. Those marks are obviously from a dick slapping totem pole!

Dick slapping totem pole by Hardwoodnhammr July 29, 2023