dick af 

Short for "dick as fuck". When you think you see something neat, but it turns out it sucks. Synonymous with "sike as fuck".

Brad: Chad's party was hella rad.
Chad: Yuh it was lit.
Vlad: Lol dick af that party sucked ass.

dick af by HippoBinder December 14, 2016

Dog Dick Afternoon 

A spin-off cartoon from the classic film Dog Day Afternoon which stars a horny bankrobbing dog who humps all of the female hostages over the course of an afternoon.

You gotta see this crazy cartoon called Dog Dick Afternoon, it’s killer hilarious!

Dog Dick Afternoon by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

dick aficionado 

someone who likes the dick, aka a slut.

Wow, Cindy sure is a dick aficionado!

dick aficionado by lafille September 27, 2008

Leonardo Dick-Afro 

A person who has a very hairy dick.

Daim boy! You are Leonardo Dick-Afro! Love the effort, keep on going bro!

Leonardo Dick-Afro by polish dick builder January 23, 2024

Dick out for afif 

Dick out for afif means that you want to fuck a SHITTY boy that has no friends

Man you so dumb, you mush have your Dick out for afif!

Dick out for afif by 3 wise man December 13, 2016

Quarter after dick

Depending on the length of your dick. When you say a quarter after dick it means a quarter after the length of your dick

it is currently quarter after dick so 6:15

Quarter after dick by Brbaoncd April 27, 2015

african monkey dick 

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

african monkey dick by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018