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dessimated 

when you break your ancles in 10 different ways
Kimmy K put on 6 inch high heels and totally just dessimated! You should have seen it!
dessimated by Ham Slice February 26, 2017

Derpmates 

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!
Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011

detremate 

to destroy, abliderate, and/or “smash” someone or something in a dominating fashion, ultimately making you superior to all others.
brandon detremates dong in chess every lunch 3 on B days.
detremate by br_dond May 23, 2018

Decimeter peter

An abnormally small penis.
Girl: "Let's see what we have here..."

*zip*

"Oh shit, how do you expect to fuck me with that decimeter peter?"

Guy: "Damn."

decimate 

A frequently misused word.

Decimate literally means to reduce something by a tenth, but many people use it instead to mean "totally destroy." The word "obliterate" would be a better choice than "decimate."

Decimate comes from the root "deci-" which can be found in other words involving ten, "decimal" for example.
When I decimated the cookies I ate ten out of the hundred-cookie batch.

Joe decimated the rock collection by getting rid of one tenth of the rocks.
decimate by Athene Airheart March 24, 2004

the decimation 

The result of Thanos balancing the universe by snapping his fingers. But since no one saw this happen it is referred to as 'The Decimation.'
The decimation caused us to loose friends, family, and a part of ourselves.
the decimation by Hello,world! December 10, 2018