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darkwing duck 

Caped duck superhero defending the streets of St. Canard 24/7. Aired as an old disney cartoon on the Disney Afternoon lineup (full of kickass shows like Ducktales, Rescue Rangers, and Tale Spin...ahh, good times). Darkwing Duck's most popular quote is "Let's Get Dangerous", and an appearance by him in Kingdom Hearts 2 would be the best thing ever!
Darkwing Duck was the best cartoon back in the ninties.
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Darkwing Duck 

Egotystical crimefighter of the fictional city of St. Canard.
I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the cotton swab that gets stuck in your ear! I am Darkwing Duck!
Darkwing Duck by Meaghan August 7, 2003

darkwing duck 

omg I just got robbed by a bunch of darkwing ducks
darkwing duck by duckfan1000 August 6, 2009

Darkwing Duck 

The Darkwing Duck finds its roots in the ole batwing. The stark differences are that the Darkwing Duck requires someone to apply black or brown face paint to their ballsack. In addition to grabbing each testicle and spreading your sack as far as it goes you quack like a duck as well.
John really wanted to go blackface for the corporate halloween party but knew it has been a fireable offense since 2009. He decided to instead give his marketing team the darkwing duck to lighten the mood.

“Man… Davis was wild last night. He told me I was more outside than an asshole on Christmas then gave me the Darkwing Duck on his way out to his car.

Darkwing Duck 

1. Something I jerk off furiously to.
2. Something I ejaculate quickfully at.
3. Something I edge at lightspeed towards.
4. Something I goon fast and delirious for.
"DOOOHHH, LETS GET DANGEROUS DARKWING DUCK, IM ABOUT TO CUUUUUUUM!!!!!"

The Darkwing Duck 

The sexual act of stretching one's ballbag over your eyes while yelling "Let's get dangerous!".
"Bro, this girl was playing with my balls...next thing I know she gave me the Darkwing Duck"
The Darkwing Duck by ....wait, what? December 19, 2014

DarkwingDuck 

Dumb noobish gloomer that has a pokemon for an avitar.
who need's ho's when i have a girlfriend like mine. you talk about a fox, my god! we have to place the matres on the floor, cause i'm to afrade we'd break the bed... looks like i won't be plaing gllom much folks, i'll be plaing another mod for a long while.

not going to say a thing... although i will say when your playing go breeder so my grunt could rape you.

here is an ideal, why don't we see how many times someone can TK in an hour and not be kicked, so far i think i've seen like 22tk in an hour and not be kicked. and i think the map was gloom arena where folks was going ST just to kill the ass hole who was using the rocket launcher to kill the other team mates
DarkwingDuck by gloomer January 25, 2005