crotch goblin 

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

"Someone shut that screeching crotch goblin up!"

crotch goblin by Juke Joint Jezebel September 30, 2005

Crotch Goblin 

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

Crotch Goblin by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

crotch goblin 

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

crotch goblin by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

crotch goblin 

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Holy snap!! That crotch goblin is eating the leftovers of my underwear.

crotch goblin by Ener January 20, 2007

crotch goblin 

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

When ever i take a chicks panties off, i check for crotch goblins

crotch goblin by crotch checker March 14, 2005

Crotch Goblin 

A derogatory term used by insufferable “child-free” morons referring to kids.

“People who use the phrase ‘crotch goblin’ are arguably more annoying than vegans.”

Crotch Goblin by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022

crotch goblin 

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

crotch goblin by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005