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Hermit Crabbing 

verb - the act of inhabiting your partners basement bunker(s) with your penis indefinitely until eviction notice is enforced from your landlord.*

*This is not to be confused with soaking
John: Hey Bill! Wanna go see a motion picture?
Bill: I can't, I'm currently hermit crabbing Cindy's basement bunker
John: Still?
Bill: Yeah, she hasn't evicted me yet
Hermit Crabbing by hermitkraber December 8, 2014
Related Words

Crubbing 

Attempting to masturbate while crying.
Realizing she could never have her true love, Mackenzie spent her evening crubbing until her fingers were numb.
Crubbing by Schistforebrains January 10, 2012

Crubbing 

Crubbing, the act of clubbing and rubbing. I.E clubbing whilst dancing and feeling people up.
Lets go find some girls and go crubbing.

Can't wait to go crubbing with some fitties.

Everyone loves a bit of crubbing
Crubbing by PrincessBewbs June 23, 2014

Crabbing 

Joe: "Hey, want to go crabbing?"
Jim: "What? Isn't that wen a girl sends nudes in this /\_/\ position?"
Joe: "What the fuck? Did you find that on the weird Urban Dictionary website where nine year olds turn every word into some sort of sexual thing? Crabbing is when you go fishing for crabs, dumbass."
Crabbing by Snifflypig March 31, 2021
Listening to a song or album repeatedly for a period of time because you're just into it that much
"I've been crobbing that new Killers album all week. It hasn't left my car cd player once."
crobbing by drewplaysdrums April 15, 2009

Tom Cobbins

An alcoholic drink (typically malt or fortified liquor) such as Mad Dog 20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Colt 45, Steel Reserve, Milwaulkees Best, King Cobra, Olde English, etc...

This drink when purchased comes in a single brown carrying bag (sometimes called a "skirt") that is used to insulate it from the hand while it is consumed. If the drink is consumed while in a motor vehicle, it may also be referred to as a "traveler".

The drinks title is a derivative of the "Tom Collins", as to make it sound classier when it is described to others.

The Tom Cobbins is a favorite of lower income mavros, often Taco Bell workers. The drink is provides a strong, but reliable cheap buzz.
"I'd like to get a "Rosey in a Skirt'."
"I need to run over to the BP and grab me a few Tom Cobbins before the boss gets back".

"Hey whats in the brown bag?
I got me a Blue Raspberry Bling MD 20/20 Tom Cobbins"
Tom Cobbins by whats up will April 9, 2011