crappard 

A way to describe someone being undescribably crap.

"yeah, stop being a crappard."

crappard by alexandrawrx April 24, 2009

craptard

craptard is a person who is a piece of shit and a retard an offensive non vulgar way to call a person a piece of shit and a retard

dude you stole my money out of my car you craptard

man i did not steal your money out of your car you craptard

dude i got you haha
man accusing someone of stealing something is not funny you craptard

craptard by littlejimmie March 14, 2019

craptard

One who displays substandard intelligence while simultaneously being "full of crap."

adj: craptarded

My schedual didn't say I was supposed to work today! The manager is such a craptard.

craptard by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

Crapperdashery 

Another way to exclaim "CRAP!"
Can also be used to describe a really crappy store.
To describe a person working at this crappy place, they'd be a crapperdasher.
Derives from "haberdashery"

"Man, have you been to that new shoe store??"
"Naw man, naw; I heard it's a real crapperdashery."

Crapperdashery by StrangeAysha March 6, 2008

crapyard 

a back yard filled with crap. broken down cars or other unfinished projects, usually has grass knee high with lost wheels and other hidden junk to trip you on.

where's your mower mate? it's lost in the Crapyard somewhere.. it ran out of fuel half way in and by the time i got around to getting more fuel i couldn't find it again. i looked under the 3 cars and empty drums but only found 2 snakes and a wombat.

crapyard by fartiscrubs December 9, 2018

crapperdoodle

its is the same as crap but has a more innocent presence. it can also be said around younger audiences such as children ages 4-8. the doodle part is from the poodle, because they wanted to make a word less bad and make it sound more as if its an animal instead.

*drops stapler on shoe,staple goes into shoe..* "OH CRAPPERDOODLE! how am i gonna get this out?!"

crapperdoodle by limbo4two September 28, 2009

Craptard

A stupid ass person.

That guy from Telstra is a Craptard!!

Craptard by CrazyLawrence98 February 17, 2019