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crapifications 

(n.) when the ramifications of a certain decision will yield disastrous results of epic proportions.
I don't think you understand the crapifications if you press that button!
crapifications by Dick Eader December 5, 2006

crapitulation 

Giving up and agreeing to something terrible because caring is hard.
Vivian's attempt to avoid Comic Sans in their press kit ended in crapitulation when it became clear that victory would involve meetings with management.
crapitulation by sofauxboho November 2, 2011

crapifications 

used as an oath/curse when the user of the word is either
a)feeling posh, or
b)hyper.
The word gives the user time to think of what they will say next.
Oh crapifications, I left all of my work at home!

de-crapization

"man, it's time to do some decrapization at this company!" -- it's time to lay off some useless loosers.
de-crapization by mynameismark September 1, 2005

Crapitational Pull 

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.
"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"