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break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
crazy chaos.
When everything goes completely wrong and nobody knows what is going on.
Rachel: It's a tornado warning!
Liz: Quick, to the basement!
Rachel: We don't have a basement, we live in a modern glass house.
Liz: Ahhh! Craos!!!!
craos by Zil Dove June 18, 2009

break my crayons 

causing someone grief for an unjustified reason
Should someone stand in front of the TV during the final moments of a big game would be an obvious attempt to break your crayons.

"Dude, why do you have to break my crayons all the time?"
break my crayons by Paul Kemp July 12, 2007

crons on deck 

marijuana for sale
"Yo blood, I got crons on deck."

Cranstoon 

Cranstoon is a small but awesome Twitch streamer with an amazing community and a suitably entertaining personality which provides great content. He is interested in many things such as anything related to France, The Minions, Feet Pics and Men.
Cranstoon punted a child eating foot long French baguette 50ft into the air.
Cranstoon by ilikeduckss10 August 31, 2022
if u don’t smell like crayons then leave.
me: yall know damn well what crayons i’m talking about
crayons by haha lol xd November 4, 2020