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Scrotum cozies 

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!
Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"
Related Words
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Cosbiesque 

Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.
Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.
Cosbiesque by Peaceforus4ever January 6, 2020
Getting sexually taken advantage of while under the influence of drugs or alcohol
I was really drunk and totally got Cosbied by Frank at 2am.
Cosbied by Ljstra November 23, 2014
To be drugged and used for sex
Miller: Hey I heard Jason hooked up with Madison last night.

Francis: How is that possible, she's like 20 points hotter than he is.

Miller: I guess he musta Cosbied her
Cosbied by Florilla September 2, 2015

nigger coozie 

paper bag that is used to cover all malt liquor and 40 OZs bought at the liquor store
Tyrone bought some mad dog 20/20 and it came with a complimentary nigger coozie.
nigger coozie by kentarooney April 28, 2008

weiner coozie 

Anything used to assist a penis in maintaining a constant temperature. Typically a vagina, but occasionally other orifices may be used.
Jared put his 16 ounce silver bullet into her weiner coozie, but he said it was stretchy enough to hold a six pack.
weiner coozie by Brandon Gorman January 24, 2007