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Copper's Hentai Collection 

coppers hentai collection is unmatched in numbers, no one can compete with the hundreds of thousands of terabytes of pure, slightly illegal, HENTAI FOLDER

all of which is stored in one folder on his sh1tty phone
"yo, do you know if copper's hentai collection is up for sale yet?"
"no"

mini cooper S 

Nostalgic and tiny little car that amazes in aesthetics and performance handling characterisitc. Very noticeable. Has its own niche of drivers. Diverse and close community. Will not be suprising to see MINI driver acknowledge each other with waves, honks, yells, thumbs up, etc. Also has quite a decent space inside, think of it as a spacious coupe. Can fit 3 golf bags, 3 pairs of golf shoes, 1 pull cart, 3 lunches, and 3 humans. OR 3 170 lbs+ humans, their laundry, bags, and a regular sized guitar. Amazing little car manufactured by BMW AG sold as its own branch.
"What is the smallest car on the American roads?" Ans. MINI!


btw i drive one, i know how it feels.

lets motor
mini cooper S by jckoopas May 14, 2005

copper settler

Not quite a gold digger or a 49er, a copper settler stays or "settles" with another individual, not for their looks nor moderate wealth (thus why copper, and not gold), but to live a menial lifestyle for the rest of their lives
When a woman in her mid thirties who settles for a cheap, average, boring guy who might be gay. But he's 30 and a pediatrician! What can go wrong!? She must be a copper settler!

Copper Shaker 

A sweet piece of ass that is defined by its perfect shape, size, and firmness
Did you see Andrea in jeans, that girl has a sweet copper shaker

I'd like to put my annaconda in that copper shaker

Did you see her squat, Damn that is a sweet copper shaker
Copper Shaker by SaltnSand December 28, 2018

Chopper's Priv 

A term used by Australian marijuana smoker's. The person who chops up has the privilege of first cone/toke.
In Australia, weed is 'chopped' up with scissors or a knife and tobacco is added and also chopped up, combining the tobacco and marijuana into a 'mix' or 'chop'.
This mix of chopped up tobacco and marijuana is then smoked through a water pipe/bong or a joint (marijuana cigarette).
Smoker 1: Have you finished chopping up yet? I want a bong.
Smoker 2: Not yet, but I get chopper's priv.
Smoer 1: Yeah, I forgot my manners, sorry.
Smoker 2: Pass me the bong, it's smoke time.
Chopper's Priv by JonnyHotpockets August 19, 2016

Cowper's Fluid 

see pre-cum,precum
Named for William Cowper, the man on whom it was discovered that a few drops of liquid form at the tip of his dick when it is aroused, and twas thought it might be a little something to leave the kids in the form of a legacy.
One day in London, circa 1890, James Worthington, Thomas Haley, and William Cowper were just hanging out at the lab with their Starbucks Mochachinos, calculating the orbits of moons, looking through microscopes, and whatnot, when Haley jumped up and exclaimed, "Cowper, don't move! Stay exactly the way you are!"
Worthington had his eye on the microscope looking at some platelets, when he turned toward Cowper, who was stroking himself absentmindedly. This was nothing unusual in the course of things, but Haley rummaged through the flasks and vials, and found a long q-tip and a test tube, and stepped gingerly toward Cowper's member.
"What on earth are you doing, Haley?!" Worthington implored.
"Sshush, James! You'll scare it away."
Haley reached in, as if offering a perch to a hummingbird and gently dabbed the end of Cowper's manhood, giving the stick gentle half turns with each dip. "Alas, I have it."
Cowper was sitting as if in a stupor, and relaxed the hold on his dick. He was experimenting with a technique his colleague Jefferson Kegel had shown him, and so was a bit otherwise absorbed.
They placed the q-tip under the slide and each took a taste. "Hmmm, it's not quite jism, is it Worthy?"
"No, something different. Cowper's fluid is somehow unique."
"And so it is," Haley announced. "Henceforth this stuff from the end of Bill's nub will be called "Cowper's fluid."
There was much rejoicing and merriment, and the ladies brought in trays of whiskey and a violin was produced. A great celebration was had by all.
Cowper's Fluid by Pantaloon January 14, 2008