contesting 

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

contesting by mauncc August 16, 2018

connecting the bots 

A reference to all the Russian-based bots, that when all connected, lead straight to Putin and therefore, Putin’s Bitch.

All of the low-level thugs paid to make it all happen has made it especially easy to track them and so now we are all finally connecting the bots!

connecting the bots by Dr Bunnygirl October 21, 2019

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland 

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Concerting 

The act of going to concerts.

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.

Concerting by barpo January 25, 2009

Big Brother Contestant 

1) An exhibitionist and self-important grandiose person who cheapens the human race simply by existing.

2) Someone who is incredibly vapid and has no concept of reality or offers any kind of discernible value to society.

3) A cunt.

So named because of the antics of contestants of the UK version of the "popular" Channel Four reality television programme of the same name.

1) Person One: I've just applied to go on Big Brother so I can spout my half baked political philosophies and act like a tit by having a temper tantrum or being racist the name of entertainment. Oh, and I have a wacky name like Gizmotech or DJ Baztarrd.

Person Two: Oh, for fuck's sake.

2) Person One: I want to earn a soft porn modelling contact, bag a footballer and attempt to live off my grossly distorted peception of my own beauty for the rest of my life.

Person Two: As oddly eloquent as that sentence was, I think your best bet is to become a Big Brother Contestant. Or kill yourself. Now.

3) Person One: I just pushed that old lady in front of that bus then pimp slapped the taste from out of that small child's mouth.
Person Two: You're such a Big Brother Contestant.

Big Brother Contestant by TheBionicMan July 30, 2009

Convexting 

When you engage in a novel's worth of conversation with your new crush because he hasn't called you yet but you still want to talk.

I like Matt but, convexting is getting old and he should pick up the phone.

Convexting by Snelmsy February 3, 2014

hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back

bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

hippie converting pee poop by turdcraft August 5, 2011