cock patch 

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.

'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."

cock patch by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009

cockwatch 

A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.

Stephanie cockwatched Paul.

cockwatch by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006

Cockwatcher 

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

Cockwatcher by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockwatcher 

I gentleman who, despite being homosexually inclined, dare not act on such emotions and feelings, preferring simply "to watch"

Sebastian felt drawn to the businessman across the hallway but couldn't bring himself to ask for his number - what a cockwatcher

Cockwatcher by BenLofM August 11, 2008

cockmatch 

It’s something you say when you match words, phrases, thoughts or actions at the same time.

Friend: this is my new roommate, Joe
Me and my friend: Joe mama
Us : COCKMATCH!!!

cockmatch by Joemamaaaaaa June 29, 2023