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cock farmer 

one who farms dicks anyway they can, (i.e sucking, taking in the ass)
person1: dude that whore is a cock farmer
person2: ya she sucked it from me yesterday
cock farmer by catkiller May 18, 2008

cock farmer 

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself
cock farmer by Anonymous October 3, 2003

farmer brown's cock 

Deficating while having anal sex.
To deficate on the penetrating object, be it a penis or any other penetration device or shape.
More specifically, the act refers to a Penis repeatedly penetrating the anal cavity whilst a degree of anal waste it forced out and ejaculation inserted, know as a "Farmer Brown's Cock".
On the way home from the Asian Restaurant, Den suggested that anal sex while deficating would round off a beautiful evening "Don't use the toilet tonight my love, Farmer Brown's Cock is making an appearence."
farmer brown's cock by DjDenudo December 8, 2016

cockfarm 

group of men, often: group of horny men
"Lissy turned around, and saw that cockfarm heading for her. She fled and locked herself into the toilet until the club closed."
cockfarm by Mrs. Lissy January 25, 2007

cockfarmer 

A person who is quite appaling, see also twunt.
Did you see Arsene Wenger on Match of the Day, what a cockfarmer?
cockfarmer by unterwasser November 5, 2010

Cockfarmer 

one who sows the seeds of cock over the fields
xxxxx is a cockfarmer!
Cockfarmer by hound January 16, 2004