cock arm

The act of someone entering your personal space while you are seated and resting their package on your arm or shoulder. This is generally a habitual act by the offender and causes discomfort for the victim. This act may be done inadvertently or to show affection.

Man, my boss cock arms me every time he comes in my office. One of these days I am going to fake a cough and elbow him in the dick.

by withheld to protect the innocent September 30, 2005

cock arm

A man who thinks he has big arms but in reality they have long, skinny, penis-looking arms.

Chad goes to the gym in a tank top to show off his guns, but everybody just sees his cock arms instead.

by Brad Underhill February 2, 2017

cock arm

an abnormality where your arm is a huge penis

quit fucking judy with your arm

by insanesniperx August 29, 2005

cock armoire

One who acts as a storage unit for large volumes of male genitalia.

See also, cocktank.

"Lindsey takes it up the ass so much, she's a real cock armoire."

by Emily Warren October 29, 2007

Cock Block Army (CBA)

One night when you and your'e friends go around and try to ruining the awkward public sex of two random people, usually in a car.

Jordan: Will you look at fucking that, the car over in the parking lot is rocking and all steamed up. Do you know what time it is?
Frank: Cock Block Army (CBA) time.

by bowser3 May 21, 2011

Swiss Army Cock

When someone, usually a guy, opens a bottle with their belt buckle. The individual must be wearing the belt. The item opened can be any bottle, typically beer, but a bottle that would other wise require a bottle opener.

"Damn dude, he just opened that beer with his belt"...

"Yeah man, he's got a swiss army cock"

by MrMeme777 January 18, 2022

Armenian Cock

An uncircumcised, large, notably thick cock. Armenian guys reliably have them.

Samantha: “Hey, did you hook up with that guy Hovo from the party last night?”

Jenny: “Hehe yeah, he totally had an Armenian cock. My jaw is kind of sore now, lol.”

by Herpder May 31, 2020