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cocktical illusion 

The photo of a man's cock, typically taken by a cell phone, that makes it appear larger than what it really is because there is nothing else in the photo as a frame of reference to indicate it's true size. This is typically a close up zoom of the actual member.
Girl 1: OMG! Your boyfriend's cock is huge!

Girl 2: No, that photo he texted me is just a cocktical illusion. If his hand were in the photo then you'd see that his jimmy is just normal size.

Clockalicious 

The act of being attracted to someone’s clock AKA cock
Wow that clock of yours is so clockalicious!
Clockalicious by Dazaisepicclock February 24, 2022

cloonical 

skeptical of George Clooney, in all aspects, but especially in relation to his acting skills.
Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?

Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
cloonical by betanianoelle November 16, 2009

CLOVICAL 

What can lead to a minor or severe fracture as in the parts of the bodies main bonial system that of what a person acting tremendously clumsy or distracted can then lead to a broken or fractured CLOVICAL
lei'lani broke her clovical while slipping in the shower
CLOVICAL by LilGoggles June 15, 2019

clerkicalism 

Big enterprises are dominated by all kinds of clerks around. Especially, if one tries to change something or even to innovate, "clerks" stick to their procedures, programmes, rules, processes, and methods. In this this sense, clerks are the enemies of change and innovation. This whole picture is expressed be "clerkicalism", the "empire of clerks".
The biggest issue of innovation in a large organization is clerkicalism.
clerkicalism by wildduck January 10, 2017