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lamborghini steamer 

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors
I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

Lamborghini 

damn that ghini
Lamborghini by sup May 28, 2003

Lamborghini Reventon 

The most expensive car in the whole history of Automobili Lamborghini S.p.A. Only 20 were manufactured, all of which have already been sold. Yet, there have been reports that the number will increase to 100.

Reventón means "explosion", "burst", but in this context it means "he who makes things burst".

The exterior design was inspired by the F22 Raptor. The interior is fully customized and includes several devices a normal Lamborghini wouldn't have. The mechanical elements, such as the engine, is exactly the same as the Murciélago LP640.

The most ridiculous fact is that is costs one million euro.
Finally, after saving money for 20 years, I can buy a Lamborghini Reventon! Too bad I'm too old and can't drive anymore. Damn it!

Lamborghini 

Italian sports car manufacturer, creators of the Miura, Countach, Diablo, and Murciélago, among many others. Now owned by Volkswagen AG.
Despite not being racebred like Ferrari, Lamborghini has built some of the fastest and most beautiful cars in the world.
Lamborghini by K-Juice May 13, 2005

Power Wash the Lamborghini

A round about way of referring to masturbation
Dude 1: I just got home from work.
Dude 2: Better power wash the Lamborghini before you go to bed.

lamborghini murcielago LP640 

The lamborghini murcielago LP640 is a version of the murcielago with 640hp, a acceleration 0/100 in 3.4 seconds an a top speed of 340 KP/H. The bodykit is modified and he had 20 inches rims in aluminium composite. This car cost 449 000$
Dumb man: Hey check this modified murcielago

Rich man: You're really dumb! This is the brand new lamborghini murcielago LP640