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Chryston High School
The big gem of a school called Chryston High is planted in the middle of Chryston and Muirhead, near Glasgow in Scotland. Basically Hell in the educational form, with many types of people attending from the 'Popular Kids all the way down to the social retards. These pupils are noticeable in the area, normally wearing a blue and black tie, with the face of someone that has lost hope in it all. The locals will definitely notice this 'school' after the old building is demolished causing lost souls and demons to fly out from the haunted structure, with the new building soon to become a victim of this. Attending Chryston gives you an aura something similar to an acid trip, fused with a depressant. This school comes with a unique set of teachers, and by unique..I mean special, with about 80% of them being stir crazy and/or mentally delusional, with the extra 20 still in the 'real world.' You won't find another school like this one. Trust me, you really won't.
Example 1
Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F
Example 2
Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...
Example 3
Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?
Example 4
Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......
Pupil: Sir! I've got a problem here!
Teacher: You are an excellent pupil of Chryston High School!
Pupil: I asked a question, sir?
Teacher: I will deal with you when I am ready!
Pupil: W T F
Example 2
Pupil: Sir, I don't get this
Teacher: J-just sit doon and get on wi' the hard sums
Pupil: But sir, you're meant to help me!
Teacher: What am I meant to dae? I'm no Harry Potter!
Pupil: ...
Example 3
Pupil: Sir?
Teacher: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!
Pupil: .....
Teacher: Good anger? Strong anger?
Pupil: Eh, what?
Example 4
Teacher: ....And that's why Daleks are real.
Pupil: Uhh sir, you're supposed to be teaching us the course.
Teacher: Quiet!! I was at the dentist the other day and he drilled a hole in my jaw.
Pupil: .......
Chryston High School by AndrewC1995 May 2, 2011
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Chyrsten
Obviously anyone lucky enough to have this name is One of a Kind. Chyrsten is nothing short of what every man hopes to have when the storybook says Happily Ever After. She is one of the Most alive people you could ever hope to meet in your life. Full of Happiness, Love, Respect, and High Morals, Chyrsten is the brightest star in the sky. people are always attracted to Chyrsten not just because she is Magnificintley Beautiful, but moreso because she has one of the best personalities. She is outgoing, fun, full of witty intellect, and bubbly. She turns heads everywhere she goes, and is extremely modest about all her achievements. Chyrstens' are natural born athletes, and with little effort, can do anyting they put their mind to. You can never hope for a better friend than this person. If you manage to befriend a Chyrsten, hold on to that friendship and never let go. It is people like her who keep building you up even when you mess up. They are forgiving and straighforward. This person will never give up on the person they know you can be, and they always have your best interests at heart. I've head though that Chyrstens' have an Achellies Heel, which is that Chyrstens' are very prone to injuries. they seem to attract all sorts of illnesses and pains, so be forewarned! if you are lucky enough to be involved with one, expect extremely high medical bills! : )
Chyrsten by The HUman Dictionary 1090 February 4, 2010
Churston Ferrers Grammar School
A place with no bins to reduce rubbish...
I believe that should summarise it
No money for bins yet 20k to turn our courtyard to a mud pit
Also nobody showed up for the sponsored walk day.
I believe that should summarise it
No money for bins yet 20k to turn our courtyard to a mud pit
Also nobody showed up for the sponsored walk day.
Churston Ferrers Grammar School by AirMarshallOfTheRAF August 5, 2025