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Chumpagne 

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.
Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....
Chumpagne by PdoggUk November 14, 2010

chumpasaurus 

Lee Hopkins is an absolute chumpasaurus
chumpasaurus by theBeef July 16, 2014

chumbasquat 

To refer to a person of ugly appearance, a person who is also meaningless and un-important.

This is a harsh reference that should not be made lightly.

Derived from the two words Chumba and Squat, see dictionary for definitions
In context as a retort "What did you call me you filthy chumbasquat?"

or

"Blimey Steve did you see the boatrace on that chumbasquat?"
chumbasquat by Andy and Dave July 19, 2006

chumpass 

Highest possible rating of a chump. Higher than both chump and chumpo.
sirNathe is a chumpass
chumpass by BrettsOnTheTilt October 6, 2008

CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abbreviation; CHUMBIN'
Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'
CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ July 22, 2006

CHUMBAGE 

CHUMBAGE, is something huge and totally bitching, like a tank.

Should always be in capitals to signify it's total dudeness.

Pronounced 'chumb-age', with a hard, prominent 'B'.
Say "bidge" then say "chum-bidge" and you've pronounced it.

Abrviation. CHUMBIN'
Guy 1: 'I just bought a 50" HDTV, but I dont like it, so you can have it.'

Guy 2: 'WOAH, fuckin' CHUMBAGE!'
CHUMBAGE by Ricey_ September 8, 2008