chroniclogical 

The way and rate at which time passes while under the influence of Marijuana.

After pounding a few beers and smoking a bowl of some fine kush, Johnny found himself feeling as if hours had passed, only to look down at his phone and see only 5 minutes had gone by. Time was passing by so chroniclogically from his perspective.

chroniclogical by DJSciurus September 23, 2009

Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.

So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.

Chronicological Order by jellytin December 4, 2010

Chronological Liam 

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.

Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”

Chronological Liam by Banke February 22, 2020

chronoillogical order

A sort order that's supposed to be chronological order, but isn't.

Dave: Here's the list of birthdays.
Betty: December is not before November. You got it in chronoillogical order.

chronoillogical order by iamsonotlying July 16, 2018

Chronilogical 

How time seems to go by for the very young and for the elderly

Grandma's chronilogical sense is variable.

Chronilogical by jayjade October 1, 2020

Chronological Respect

A younger person having respect for an older person that might know more than they do simply by the realization that the older person has been on the planet longer than they have. ... Keep up with me kiddies... Respect for your elders. 'nuff said.

The boy needs to learn some chronological respect.

Chronological Respect by Johnny / -the Random Prophet March 20, 2019

Chronologically Stalking

When someone is obsessed with a famous person / actor /actress and stalks them through out the internet by watching all their works from start to end and knowing even the most minute details they themselves were not aware of . watching every movie or tv they starred in even if they came just for few frames in the movie.

Oh god she and her unholy obsession with that actor. if for anyone to know where she has been for the past 2 weeks. well she has been Chronologically Stalking that dude, and bloody hell won't stop talking about him.

Chronologically Stalking by str__fckr November 30, 2019