chrompton 

someone who doesnt take shit from anyone and has murdered at least 10 people.

Person 1: "hey man quit acting like a fag"

Chrompton: stabs person 1 through the liver with a pitchfork

chrompton by friendofcompton August 7, 2012

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017

Compton Velcro 

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)

"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".

Compton Velcro by Master Kitty July 30, 2008

john compton 

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman

she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best

john compton by hl friendly August 1, 2010

compton recoil electrons 

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.

"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"

compton recoil electrons by chosenfoo October 4, 2006

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin

Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass

Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017