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chinatalian 

This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever exist.
Those chinatalians are by far the sexiest creatures I've ever laid eyes on.
chinatalian by Andrew G. XXIV November 10, 2008
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chinatalian 

This race, as can clearly be derived from its name, is the exquisite cross of a chinese and an italian person. This race is typically characterized by extravagant beauty and intelligence in the females and overpowering masculinity and stallion-esque qualities in the males. One of the most common myths about this race is that the women can use their sensuality to turn men into certain inanimate objects; a myth that is most assuredly true. It can also be observed that the males are notably talented at dance simulation games; however, their sense of direction while traveling is quite horrendous. Both male and female often communicate with one another in italian, and whereas the females can fluently speak chinese, the males often have trouble with said language. Regardless, this race is by far the most superior race that has ever existed or will ever come to exist.
Those chinatalians are by far the sexiest creatures I've ever laid eyes on.
chinatalian by Andrew G. XXIV November 12, 2008

chinatlantean 

Original indigenous people of what is now called China. They moved there after Atlantis fell over the ice wall. Known for their “gold strands” of hair and “eyes like an unpolluted lake” by the (now) Chinese population; who were spider monkeys before Yakub mixed Atlantean sperm with their DNA.
“Chad’s ~33 & Me~ results came back from the lab. He is ChinAtlantean. He can join the lodge.”
A person who is half Chinese and half Italian.
"Your mom is Italian and your dad is Chinese right? So doesn't that make you Chitalian?"

Example 2:

Kady: "Yo Ken and Francesca had a baby and she's so cute!" "Chitalian babies are so cool"

Chinalian 

Any person of Chinese origin that has been in Australia so long they possess dinky die, ridgy didge, true blue, fair dinkum, dead set wanker qualities.
"Han is such a Chinalian!"

Penny Wong
Chinalian by Ji Bo October 12, 2009

chitalianese 

someone who is part chinese, part italian
"His mom is Italian and his dad is Chinese."
"Doesn't that make him Chitalianese?"
chitalianese by looch looch February 23, 2007

Chintalian 

Half Italian half Chinese
-can also be used if you look Chinese and you are Italian
-Chinese acting as if they are Italian
“Yo look at that chintalian on our football team

“That guy says he’s italian but look at him he’s such a chintalian”
Chintalian by Lilskrt July 14, 2018