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chaebong hyung

Derogatory name for South Korean men who have not served in the military by age 35, loosely translated as 'human garbage.' Chaebong hyung are held in poor regard and frequently forced to take low paying jobs in sanitation and food service. They are widely mocked in the South Korean media and are among the least appealing suitors for a potential wife.
That chaebong hyung could have enlisted like a man but continues with his sexpat lifestye
chaebong hyung by chaebong September 20, 2017
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Cheekboner

(noun)

Metaphorical phrase; concieved, most likely, by proud fan-girling Tumblr users, to express a powerful sexual reaction towards a display of devastatingly impressive bone structure - with particular emphasis and interest to the pronounced, and often vertiginious, zygomatic bone cheekbone area.
'Benedict Cumberbatch as 'Sherlock' gives me a major cheekboner' *ovaries explode*

'I dreamt about Cillian Murphy last night and woke up with a cheekboner'

'Johnny Depp in 'Cry Baby'. Cheekboner, anybody?! *sharp inhale of breath*
Cheekboner by [alkenWonderland November 9, 2012

cheeborgotry 

mom stop cheeborgotrying all the cheese before I cheeborgotry you
cheeborgotry by bobbysmurda2121 November 4, 2019
a phrase used to express joy, happiness, pleasure, or satisfaction
hey jerome, we're having fried chicken and collard greens tonight

"CHEEPONO!!!"
cheepono by jhizzle August 8, 2006

Cheekbone polishing parties

What most people think Benedict Cumberbatch, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have together, due to their well-defined cheekbones. (NOTE: Another post on Tumblr said that Colin Morgan joins them as a member of the Fellowship of Cheekbones, but that is not the focus of this definition.)

The entire thing began when someone asked Benedict during his Reddit AMA "Do you, Matt Smith and Tom Hiddleston have cheekbone polishing parties?"
Benedict's response was "We like nothing better than buffing our Zygoma. And imagining a horny time traveling long overcoat purple scarf wearing super sleuth nordic legend f**k fantasy. Get to work on that, internet."

This promptly set everyone trying to draw out what they thought the parties looked like and generally the spontaneous combustion of the Internet. Tom Hiddleston's reaction was epic as well, but II'm not going to bore you with it. You can look it up yourself. Ehehehe.
person 1: Damn, those cheekbones look sharper by the day. HIDDLESTON STOP FREAKING RUINING MY LIFE WITH YOUR CHEEKBONES! YOU TOO CUMBERBATCH! SMITH STOP LOOKING SO INNOCENT, YOU'RE GUILTY TOO! (screaming at pictures)

me: ...of course they ruin your life with just their cheekbones, I've experienced it too. Judging by these pictures, they've just had some more cheekbone polishing parties.

me: <wonders if *koffkoff* anything else happened...> <evil grin>

Cheebong 

(1) A Cheebong is a word that you use when you have run out of words to scold someone.

(2) A Cheebong is a multi-talented person who has quirky desires and weird fancies.
e.g (1) Oh my god you're being such a.. such a.. A CHEEBONG IN A BARREL!

e.g (2) That guy can sing, dance, play the piano and beatbox. He's a true-blue cheebong.
Cheebong by LeonDefines April 13, 2010