(noun) A solitary human male, former
fraternity brother, who hasn't scored with a chick that evening and is getting increasingly agitated at
the massive number of
intelligent women that are passing him by, having been left behind since the rest of his pack have all taken chicks home already, and the hour growing closer and closer to last call.
Club Ho 1- Tee hee hee...that guy is hot...I think you two are cute together...and he has a TATTOO! How unique and not ordinary. (sends a text to nobody
important)
Club Ho 2- (checking a text from nobody important) Yeeaahh...(hic)...and he told me my eyes are beautiful and that I am smart and (hic) funny...I think he's really special-
Bartender- Hey...
drunk chicks...that guy will say anything and
everything to get either or both of you in bed. He's a chachacabra. Stay away and let me call you a cab for Christ's Sake.