Guy 1: "Hey, did you read the last part of that sonnet? I was busy last night and didn't have time."
Ostentatious chap II: "My old bean - you foolish fool! I say, my old chap: do you consider your education such a trivial affair? Leave this most prestigious academy before you tarnish its name!"
Guy 3: "Man what a Chaucer."
Guy 4: "What the hell's a 'Chaucer'?"
Guy 3: "
I don't know, it's a pun I just made up which I thought was clever. I should go add it to
Urban Dictionary and pretend it's an actual thing to hide the fact I'm a bleeding idiot."