chairection 

The sensation experienced when one sits down after a long day and experiences an erection due to how amazing sitting down feels. This may also be referred to as "chairousal" for females.

Girl: "Do you have a boner right now??"
Guy: "Well I haven't sat down all day and I'm exhausted! I've got a chairection because this couch is so comfortable!"

chairection by squidwardinmypants1125 July 25, 2012

Cirection 

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

Cirection by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.

1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.

hairection by Chris B October 14, 2004

carection 

When a car guy sees a particular kind of automobile he likes, and he gets an erection because of it.

Dude, that '96 Cummins on 37's gave me a carection!

carection by myanacondado June 6, 2016

Chubrection

Flacid to half mast=chub
chub to erection=chubrection

I had a chubrection for about 20min when I saw her naked, but then when she started touching herself, I got a chubrection.

Chubrection by Mrs Delancey September 24, 2010

Clirection 

An erection of the clitoris resulting from the consumption of Viagra in women.

So...my girlfriend stole my Viagra and I was like "whoa, look at that clirection!"

Clirection by Rosalita Jose Carlos Hernandez March 25, 2011

Clirection 

A way in which a woman can say she is aroused.

"I'm so turned on, I have a raging Clirection!

Clirection by Elphie20 August 16, 2011