ceramophile 

One who is fascinated by and/or collects ceramics, particularly cookie jars.

Spoken by Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) in the 30 Rock episode "The Collection."

JACK: I can't destroy them. I'll give them to someone! A fellow ceramophile.

LEM: You're like John Kerry with his windsurfing. I warned him, too.

ceramophile by smokemouth January 27, 2010

ceraunophile 

(n) a person who loves lightening and thunder

I'm a ceraunophile because when there's lightening and thunder, I'm happy.

ceraunophile by Alex_tysh December 29, 2016

Ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person is by ceramic-like structures i mean).

Fuckity McFucky Fuck Dave!! Get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Its a load bearing wall damnit or it will be when ur finished with it!!

Ceramophiliac by Seanilius February 2, 2006

ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

ceramophiliac by Seanilius September 17, 2008

ceramophiliac 

One who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more than the average person is i mean).

Damn Dave, get ur dick OUT of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! Dont u know its load bearing???

ceramophiliac by Jesusean July 28, 2008

Cremophile 

Someone who has an unusual and constant urge to ejaculate inside anything in their sight line.

Ptolemy Procter is such a cremophile, he came in my cat

Cremophile by Jontywithextracream January 18, 2022