cellbonics 

is the practice of shortening all of your words to initials, symbols, and things that can't be understood by anyone for texting.

My kids complain all the time about my cellbonics and expect me to type out each word correctly, even though they have qwerty pads and I do not.

cellbonics by foodtopia February 4, 2010

chillbonics 

Steve Childers uses chillbonics to make fun of stupid things that students say. Mostly not funny but sometimes they are ok. Mostly said by black people.

Stupid is dumber than dumb!<chillbonics>

chillbonics by Bobert Bobert February 27, 2008

ceebonics 

Stands for "Caucasian Ebonics". It is the technical term for the "white person" voice made famous by black comedians. This can be done by nasally pronouncing every syllable in a sentence properly.

Dave Chappelle talking in Ceebonics is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

ceebonics by mDub1255 December 25, 2007

celebotics 

Drama or stories that the media produce when infact everyone knows that they are just publicity stunts.

All people talk about these days is celebotics.

Rihanna & Chris Brown stories in the newspaper, 1st he wants to beat her up, next they are going to get engaged; it's all Celebotics.

celebotics by Anerihs December 6, 2012