cave mom 

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.

Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.

cave mom by paleo dude May 4, 2012

cave mom 

A tired and beaten down mother that puts no effort into her personal appearance. Her hair is a natural mousy brown, frizzy and unbrushed, her pants are too short even though she is only 5'2", she wears a wristwatch with a thin brown leather band. Her skin is pale and her eyes are a bit sunken in with gray bags under them. She moves slowly and reluctantly. Her children have been over nurtured and continue to suck the life out of her.

She looks like she lives in a cave and has no idea what has happened in the years since high school and has no sense of self worth. She is essentially a slave to those around her.

O God no! They were all cave moms!

cave mom by bigmamadt January 25, 2011

mom cave

a gender-specific retreat, patterned after the "man cave," but with creepy Oedipal undercurrents.

"I just discovered a secret mom cave at home."
"Don't tell anyone or they'll put you on the couch and pump you full of Prozac for the rest of your adult life!"

mom cave by Starkeyzz November 9, 2013