catsup 

The ultimate choice Mr. Burns can make in his life.

Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.

catsup by BOBVIARGE May 16, 2006

catsup 

What stupid asses call ketchup

Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!

catsup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Catsup 

How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.

"Hunt's Catsup"

Catsup by uberpwnz0rrofl September 6, 2009

Catsup 

1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.

2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.

Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!

Catsup by Ketchup Muncher July 5, 2009

catsup 

Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

catsup by Jack Bozdog July 2, 2006

catsup 

Catsup (cat soup) = What ALF likes!

Catsup, cat juice, hot or cold, big deal. Fuckhead about it!

catsup by Beddy Cocker July 29, 2006

Catsup 

A kind of pickle, made from mushrooms.

I ate some catsup the other day. It tasted quite terrible.

Catsup by Majicm9 April 11, 2011