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Mr. Burns: Ketchup... Catsup. Ketchup... Catsup. Whoo, I'm way over my head here.
Store Clerk: He's talking to the Ketchup bottles now, sir.
catsup by BOBVIARGE May 16, 2006

Nikki Catsouras 

DO NOT LOOK HER UP ON GOOGLE.
DO NOT TYPE IN "Nikki Catsouras Death Photos" EITHER.
IT SHOWS THE BODY OF AN 18 YEAR OLD WHO GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT SO BAD IT TORE HER FACE OFF AND WHATS LEFT OF HER BEAD IS RED STUFF WITH DARK BLACK HAIR. (happened on halloween 2006)
DON'T LOOK IT UP UNLESS YOU WANT NIGHTMARES.
Guy: Hey dude, don't look up Nikki Catsouras
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: ...Just don't.

Guy 2: *looks it up* Hey this isn't that bad. She's gorgeous- *Guy 2 sees her death photos*
Guy 2: OH DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT?!
Guy: I told you.
Moral of the Story: Don't look up shit like this.
Nikki Catsouras by Defendrics December 10, 2019
What stupid asses call ketchup
Stop saying catsup, it's KETCHUP!! GOT IT!!
catsup by Nettled October 15, 2003

Rusty Catsup Bottle 

The sexual act of a woman defecating on a penis before vaginal intercourse while being on her period.
She lovingling performed a rusty catsup bottle with her boyfriend last night.
How ketchup was spelled back in the good old days, eventually people started saying catsup like "ketchup" then it got changed.
"Hunt's Catsup"
Catsup by uberpwnz0rrofl September 6, 2009
1.Idiots who can't spell Ketchup right.

2. Cat Soup. With a tagalog acsent.
Idiot: Please pass the Catsup.
Super-Genius: ITS KETCHUP DOUCHEFAG!
Catsup by Ketchup Muncher July 5, 2009