cacasplat 

An alternative word for an asshole.

Naila stop acting like a cacasplat!

cacasplat by Nich007 July 15, 2019

Cocksplat

n; noun used to describe a bus driver who can't drive

the bus driver was a cocksplat he couldn't drive a nail home with a hammer never mind drive a bus

Mark got off the bus to Walk home cause the driver was a Cocksplat

Cocksplat by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 20, 2020

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others

used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat

witless fucking cocksplat by curtis450 September 7, 2017

CockSplat

1. Could be used as an insult or
2. Define the result of male orgasm

1. You are a total CockSplat
2. You just got your CockSplat all over me

CockSplat by Masterofallevil September 29, 2004

cacaspitfart 

a mixture of caca, spit, and fart. can also be used to express love for someone you hate.

guy 1: cacaspitfart

guy 2: oh, thank you so much!

cacaspitfart by OfficiallyVentii August 11, 2021

cacalations 

The math you do in your head to figure out if you have enough time to get from the restaurant to your next destination before shitting your pants.

Don't risk it trying to drive all the way back home after Taco Bell. You gotta do the cacalations!

cacalations by hoziwan June 18, 2022

cacaslut 

a term that describes a woman or a man that enjoys having shit dropped on them and then smeared into their skin. Or someone that enjoys having shit involved in someway while they are having sex.

That Pepe sure is a cacaslut. Or that Drusilla she likes to be a cacaslut

cacaslut by babay lababy November 19, 2007