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Butterstick 

My butterstick is one of a kind.
Butterstick by Ninor. December 22, 2012

Flying Buttress

A physical act that involves running at your target, usually another person, then jumping and twisting in such a way that your ass lands as high up on their body as possible (preferrably the face). This act can be performed from a higher location, such as a bench or car, in order to get your ass as close to the target's face as possible. The only requirements to qualify as a Flying Buttress are that your feet leave the ground, and that your ass hits the target before any other part of your body. A knockdown is considered a bonus.
Everyone feared Tony's Flying Buttress' because he usually performed them without pants.
Flying Buttress by CubanAso October 12, 2006

Flying Buttress

The act of leaning forward over the toilet with one or more hands on the wall in front of you to support your weight while you attempt to urinate. This act is usually related to morning wood as it requires either extreme downward force or tilting of the entire body to properly aim before urinating.
"I had morning wood so bad that I had to pull a Flying Buttress when I went to take a piss."
Flying Buttress by Akula0812 August 29, 2007

butterstory 

When someone tells a really uneventful story but they hype you up for it.
Jack: I have the FUNNIEST thing to tell you.
Amy: Ok, what?
Jack: So, I go up this hill, and I fall down haha
Amy: Wow, that's a real butterstory. :/
butterstory by brooke7318 August 12, 2017

Flying Buttress

The funniest term you'll ever hear in architecture history classes.
Teacher: In Gothic-style cathedrals and churches, you will often see a lot of flying buttresses.
Students: *snicker*
Flying Buttress by ButtressMan69 September 24, 2009

buttiest 

a way better adjective the assiest. The region of you body that contains the most butt like qualities.
If you are going to fall on your butt, fall on the buttiest part of it.
buttiest by NdawgVnA October 21, 2009