butterkeks

A result of using too much lubrication, and the uncomfortable feeling in your trousers afterwards, often used in homosexual circles.

Tarquin: 'Quentin is walking a little strange, do you think he's hurt himself?'
Kanye: 'No, he's got butterkeks, he used an incredible amount of lube taking that enormous sausage up his ring piece this morning, and didn't have time to douche'.

butterkeks by G4S80 July 22, 2015

butterlegs

A complete slut; one who's legs can be compared to butter-spreads easily

Jesus Christ! Did you hear about ole butterlegs next door? She'll give her whisker biscuit to any man with a heartbeat. What a slore!

butterlegs by Badonkadonk Pladow November 16, 2006

butterpersonality 

A female who is good-looking, but is a total bitch.

Note: BTW, coincidentally, I saw this term used somewhere else. Doesn't it happen pretty often that you think you were the first person to think of something where someone else had thought of it several years ago? :D

Guy No. 1: (points at hot girl) Isn't she hot?
Guy No. 2: She is hot, I gotta admit, but she is a total bitch.

Guy No. 1: Really? How'd ya say so?
Guy No. 2: Trust me, I was friends with her for a while. She's a total butterpersonality.

butterpersonality by aja675 November 15, 2011

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

Duck Butteries by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010

Captain Butterkins 

An awesomee person who is loved by many,especially me, older and male but called the baby sister by me cause were awesomee :) Happy birthday Captain Butterkinss :)wuv youuuuuuuuuu wots <3 x have a good day big man ;)wee sis :Dxxxxxx

omg did you see that guy :O yup hes my captain butterkins :)

Captain Butterkins by NinjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPenguin May 5, 2010

butterknees

A person who rubs butter on his/her knees so that they can slide from one person to the next while awaiting pleasure from the male reproductive system

I hate it when she wastes the butter to suck everyones penis, she's such a butterknees

butterknees by ICTOMI August 7, 2009

buttereesh 

Galetinous mass of nonsense

What your saying is buttereesh

buttereesh by CityBoys January 6, 2023