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Burger beat down 

The act of pounding ones "meat" so vigorously that it makes ones penis actually resemble a meat patty.
"Man, I was poundin my shit so hard last night, it was like a burger beat down up in this bitch.

beat the burger

A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
"Wait for it...

race, BEAT THE BURGER!"
beat the burger by morgangills December 1, 2004

burger beatch 

a women who loves to make her buns right
oooh u can touch my buns anytime
burger beatch by destiny June 19, 2004