brown tea 

Toilet water steeped brown by an un-flushed poo.

I was on my cellphone in the rest stop bathroom pissing in the broken toilet. My hand slipped and the phone went right into the brown tea!

brown tea by Wretched Hendry June 12, 2008

Charlie Brown Teacher

Any speech that has been slurred from drunkenness, distorted by lousy loudspeakers, or just rendered incomprehensible by other means. Refers to the "whaa-whaa-whaa" trombone effect from old Peanuts TV specials, indicating when an adult was speaking. Originally used in this context Feb. '06 on the DCRTV.COM (Washington area radio and television) website .

(Loudspeakers at Philadelphia's 30th Street Amtrak station) "Whaa-whaa-whaa Track 6".

Ed: Sounds like they hired a Charlie Brown Teacher to do the announcements.

Charlie Brown Teacher by Unkie Al February 11, 2006

brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

brown tears by Don McGueef May 26, 2014

Crying brown tears 

When one is stricken with the illness colloquially known as 'the runs' or the more fancy medical title of 'diarrhoea', one's bottom is said to be crying brown tears.

Harris noticed that Jiminy didn't look too well and was disgusted to find that Jiminy's botty had been crying brown tears all day.

Crying brown tears by Bottweasel October 30, 2011

Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

Brown tears by womb raider August 8, 2016

Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

Brown Eye Tear by Blazin Names September 30, 2021

Teary brown eye 

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.

"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."

Teary brown eye by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006