breadspread 

Anything/condiment that can be slathered upon bread.

What kind of breadspread would you like on your sandwich?

breadspread by Chirp, Kaylalala, Cpt. Neal April 22, 2014

Vegas Bedspread 

When a bed, specifically a Vegas hotel bed, is covered in cum, blood, piss, and shit after a series of strong sexual intercourse. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

The hotel room keepers walked into room 169 to find the bed covered in bodily fluids
Room keeper: What the fuck!
Other Room Keeper: yeah thats the vegas bedspread.

Vegas Bedspread by Mrbuttknuckle November 18, 2018

dirty bedspread 

(verb) A sex position in which the girl lies flat on top of the guy face up while the guy faces up as well and fucks her up the ass.

Me and my girlfriend just did the dirty bedspread and ohh did it feel goood!

dirty bedspread by Eugendre August 11, 2009

bedspread 

A dirty ol' hobag whose cooch contains as many different semen samples as a hotel bedspread

Shit, that girl went all bedspread since she started drinking tequila again.

bedspread by the page July 14, 2008

Get bread spread on 

To be flexed on by another person, either through them displaying money or showcasing an expensive item.

"I didn't expect to get bread spread on on today, but when John casually pulled out a wad of cash at lunch, or when Sarah flaunted her new designer watch, it caught me by surprise."

Get bread spread on by Gamergmaing66 November 16, 2023

BREADBREADBREADNBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD 

what i eat when sad and having the 5th existential crisis this week, and its only tuesday

mmmmmm
time to crunch on stale,,,,,, BREADBREADBREADNBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD-

BREADBREADBREADNBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREADBREAD by angry jellyfish :] April 6, 2023

BREADRBREADBREAD 

what i eat when sad and/or having an existential crisis

mmm.
time to cronch some BREADRBREADBREAD

BREADRBREADBREAD by angry jellyfish :] April 7, 2023