When you have either a natural or developed bond with someone so close to the point your brainwaves are semi-synchronized. With a strong/close enough “Braintooth” connection words become irrelevant….a 20 word question or suggestion can be responded to after hearing as little as 2-3 words and sometimes just a shared glance.
I was just about to suggest steak as you said “Outback”…our Braintooth is strong.
Derived from the more common 'Bluetooth', Browntooth is a standard communication format used by hobos and/or tramps.
Said vagrant will emit a rambling noise from their mouth indeterminable to anyone not 'Browntooth' compatible. Once the noise is picked up by a fellow rubbish-raider the two can communicate freely.
Browntooth technology is what crazy bums and tweekers talk to themselves on. It's a completely wireless technology, there is no external ear piece. Rather, the lone brown 'poop' tooth thats left in their mouth is the primary communication device.
Crazy, Tweeker Bum walking down the streetcarrying on a conversation with him/herself. You look, but no ear piece, and no one else around. You say, "Ahhh, that dude must be talkin' on his Browntooth ."
(V) When you're at dinner and your significant other tells you "I love you" for the first time, and you respond by showing them the bean that is stuck to your tooth.
(N) The bean that is stuck to your tooth.
Person #1: "I know we've been dating for a while, and I want you to know that I love you."
Person #2: *Awkwardly smiles, revealing the bean skin stuck to their tooth (beantooth)*
Person #1: *facepalm*
(optional) Person #2: "I've bean loving you for a while"
A condition found in animals from the planet earth(primarily humans)in which the animal loses the ability to NOT speak every single word they are thinking. The verbal words are spoken about 1/trillionth of a second (actually faster than the speed of light) after the thought of the words in the brain itself.
Dad walking down street with 3 year old daughter bump into an extremely overweight acquaintance of dad's.
Dad:"Hi Lyndon."
Lyndon: "Hi Chuck."
Gracie(3-year-old daughter poking finger into Lyndon's large soft belly):"Mr. YOU have a FAT tummy!"
Gracie would at least momentarily be experiencing "Brainmouth".
When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.
If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.