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bollocksing 

To get yelled at or told off or reprimanded for something you have done wrong. Or know you have done wrong.
"my mum is going to give me a right bollocksing when I get home for being out late."
bollocksing by markymarkmarkenage August 27, 2008

Bollocking 

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.
"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"
Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003

Bollocking 

A harsh punishment for something you've done.
In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.
bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

RamShack Bollocking 

The term is an extension of its former expression 'Bollocking' Used to thoroughly inform and highlight a person’s ill behaviour, raising awareness in order to prevent the action from occurring again in the future.

When paired ‘Ramshack’ indicates the issues raised are far beyond repair, alternatively it may refer to complete insolence in ones errors.
“My boss gave me a proper RamShack Bollocking yesterday.”

“I can’t believe Bert defecated in your oven”

“I know, he’s getting a right RamShack Bollocking when I see him.”
RamShack Bollocking by ChickenTina November 7, 2012

Cyber-Bollocking 

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.
Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!
Cyber-Bollocking by Jiminator October 7, 2010